Thursday, July 30, 2009

Sore Arms

At work this past week i moved over 5000 pounds of books. As you would expect this made my arms quite sore. Add on to this a wrist injury playing basketball and building a huge bird cage in the backyard and when i woke up this morning I couldn't open my hand. A little pathetic if you ask me but it happened. so now i have very sore arms but some rockin' muscles. I should do this more often.....

Saturday, July 18, 2009

The Dreaded Beast approaches

As I walked through target last night I began to see the signs of the approaching evil that is school. Just thinking about it makes me sick. The only reason I'm going back is because of my friends....and my parents. They tell me I need to have a positive attitude. Easy for them to say, they don't have to go to school. I guess I'm just going to have to deal with it and make my junior year fun. Which should be easy because now i can date.....but i'm extremly nervous to do so. I'm just dumb. If any one is willing to go to school for me, just contact me.

Friday, July 17, 2009

My life as a janitor

I work on the summer cleaning crew of a jr. high. I'm basically the most incompetent
janitor on the planet. I was using the RX-20 Rotary Jet Extractor. Thats fancy janitor talk for really intense vacuum cleaner. Well I might be selling it short, its a carpet scrubber of death. Imagine, if you will, a disk with a big motor thing. On the bottom of said disk there is a set of metal rods with little holes the shoot out water and a couple big holes that suck up the dirty water. When the machine is turned on these metal rods spin around in a watery torrent of death. Add incompetent little me to this machine and well you can imagine the mess i caused. A few mangled cords later i got the hang of it. So i cleaned carpets for four hours with Philly willy the the penguin. Pretty exciting day at work if you ask me.